I've Got Sensitive Paws

I don't know if any other dogs out there suffer from this syndrome (a new word I heard today from one of my humans) anyway, I have extremely sensitive paws. I only really discovered this in the last couple of days when there has been so much rain and the back garden has become really muddy and nice. However, it turns out that my humans don't like the mud. Personally I can't see what their problem is with it, I enjoy it immensely.

Anyway, everytime I go outside and have a nose around in the garden, my humans insist on wiping my feet and this is how I discovered my sensitve paws. I try to explain this to them by sitting in the corner and refusing as best as I can to stop them from wiping my paws. Well it doesn't work as they carry on until they've managed to wipe all four and won't let me into the house until I give in. Frankly, my paws aren't really sensitve, I just like to be as awkward as I can as it drives my humans nuts and keeps me amused. I guess I am what you would call a rather naughty puppy but it keeps me entertained and keeps my humans attention on me quite a lot of the time. The other thing they hate me doing, which I never miss an opportunity to do, is getting hold of the kitchen roll. For me a kitchen roll is a fascinating object that has the potential to keep me amused for hours. I love unravelling it all over the floor. I get a double rush out of doing this, as not only do I have the fun of unrolling it everywhere but it really gets me attention from my humans. In a word it drive them 'Crazy'. They do their best to keep the kitchen roll away from me but I watch and wait and it never fails, they forget to put it out of my reach quite frequently and as soon as I get my chance, that's it, I'm off and I know that I will have at least five to ten minutes of good fun as soon as I get the roll between my teeth.

Well once again, it's time for me to go so until next time have a double woof from me.